Oct 22

thee-fitness-goddess:

I could really use a back massage followed by rough sex

Oct 22
tylerknott:

“As long as it’s you
I will never care of where,
or even of how.”
— 	Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
#tylerknott

tylerknott:

“As long as it’s you
I will never care of where,
or even of how.”
— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
#tylerknott


Oct 21

quote My talents include sleeping and pretending that I’m doing okay.

— “10 word story" series - #73 (via insanity-and-vanity)
Oct 21
I had this Hahahaha

I had this Hahahaha

Oct 20
inflatableheart:

Tell me I’m pretty

inflatableheart:

Tell me I’m pretty

Oct 20

My vibrator died the other day and I still haven’t ordered a new one. It’s a sad story.

Oct 19
my-teen-quote:

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it
Oct 19
doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

Oct 19

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

Oct 19
vintage-drunk:

me trying to get my life back together

vintage-drunk:

me trying to get my life back together

Oct 18
Oct 17

yooooo it would be really cool if this guy would call me about setting up this interview next week so i can catch my breath and stop feeling like I’m going to vomit all over the place.

Oct 17
Oct 17

Daily reminder that I’m sad and tired and miss my boyfriend. Carry on.

Oct 17

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*