I bought these cute paper lanterns from the dollar store the other day. They’re really bright. I might go back and get some more.
Lol, I usually don’t post things that are sex-related. :P Maybe I think my friends will judge me or something, but it’s really irrational and dumb. XD So whatever, I think that everyone needs to see more Laci. I also laughed a lot. So here. Have some super-informative (but funny) information on semen.
judge you for posting about something that affects half the world!? harsh!
glad you like the videos!! <3
this is funny.
- Mom: why are you doing that?
- Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
- Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
- Me: *gross sobbing*
jesus christ don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom
THAT CARA GIRL THAT JOE HAS HAD A CRUSH ON FOR AGES FRIENDED BRANDAN ON FACEBOOK. WHICH DOESN’T ACTUALLY MATTER AT ALL EXCEPT IT’S LIKE I GET IT YOU’RE FUCKING PRETTIER THAN ME. STOP FRIENDING MY EXBOYFRIENDS. (I’ve never met or spoken to this girl.)
I wish I was allowed to be sad all the time too. Unfortunately I have too much shit to do and too many people to be there for/take care of. Not that I’m even doing that very well.
And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”-
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all.”
That is not it, at all.
unless it’s bad porn, in which case: mute.
fake/over exaggerated groaning and grunting….turn offffff
reblogging for the third panel.
remember that one time joe didnt know i was 17 three years ago because he never asked?
Things my girlfriend has taught me
Apparently when white people cross their legs they get these little red spots where their legs made contact like WTF IS THAT SERIOUSLY and I was freaking because I thought she was like in pain or something but no pain just white people
