My talents include sleeping and pretending that I’m doing okay.
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My vibrator died the other day and I still haven’t ordered a new one. It’s a sad story.
yooooo it would be really cool if this guy would call me about setting up this interview next week so i can catch my breath and stop feeling like I’m going to vomit all over the place.
Daily reminder that I’m sad and tired and miss my boyfriend. Carry on.