[[MORE]]move back in after being gone for over year because youve basically run your fucking life into the ground. disregard all stipulations put on your reentry into the house except curfew. insist that taking nude pictures is a real job but not make any money off them. get told about an ACTUAL ADULT job and shrug it off. ask one of your moms for money on day two of moving back in. be full...
Shortest Horror Story Ever.
Mofftiss: There won't be a third season
Should I do giveaways for followers?
nothing0riginal: I have signed stuff from Nevershoutnever! Anti-Flag, Farewell Continental, Silverstein, The Devil Wears Prada and The Used. It’d mainly be for my benefit. Or free concert tix to Michigan shows? This post will be deleted in like 19 hours Helllooooo lovely followers! The blog above is a friend of mines. If you like music check it out. He is planning a giveaway but needs...
loki-cat: keelychu: i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
welp. bed time. going out to emich tomorrow morning to see what the hells up with housing and stuff. hurrah.
HUGE LUSH AND MAKEUP GIVEAWAY!
l0rdofthecats: WORTH OVER 1,000 DOLLARS! Since I’m going off to college in the fall, I am going to be doing a give away of my entire Nars collection and Lush collection! I am a makeup junkie and these were just sitting around! Anyways, so here are the rules: THE RULES: You must be following me: l0rdofthecats.tumblr.com You must reblog this post One reblog = One entry Likes do not count as...
cataquack: “I Can Even and So Can You!”, a self-help book guiding fandom members to unlock their potential
FACEBOOK TO LAUNCH SMARTPHONE IN 2013?
pupfresh: Looks like Facebook is looking to start development on a new smartphone in 2013. I think maybe they should consider updating their shitty mobile app before making an actual phone. Am I right or am I right?!
An open letter to the internet.
cloysterbell: Dear the internet, DO NOT TRUST IMDB OR ANYTHING IT SAYS. IT IS NOT A VALID SOURCE FOR ANYTHING THAT HASN’T ACTUALLY HAPPENED YET. AND EVEN THEN, IT’S STILL A BIT SKETCH. Best wishes, Kyle. Yus.
Favorite White Dresses Under $100
jaclynday: Under $25: Forever21 Tier Front Shift Dress, $17.80 Vila Strappy Jersey Dress, $24 Forever21 Pleated Tiers Dress, $13.50 Under $50: ASOS Shirt Dress, $33.92 ASOS Summer Dress, $27.83 Under $100: Banana Republic Knit Lace Dress, $98 J.Crew “Amie” Maxi Dress, $69.99 Cooperative Peplum Dress, $69 Topshop Lace Corset Dress, $64 Anthropologie Sunny Repose...
[[MORE]]/flail now i dont feel like sleeping and i need to sleep because i have to babysit tomorrow and then when i get home i have to see whats up with joe and let him take a nap and take care of him and stuff cause im a nice not-girlfriend. must. sleep. even though people are stupid. and while we’re being honest ill give you a guess who the person that wrote that ask was. ??
[[MORE]]boy am I glad i decided to check tumblr one last time before going to bed only to have an ask bitching at me for being petty. ‘SCUSE ME SIR, but this is my blog and my feelings and my life. I didn’t say a single mean thing about the girl in that post. So you can bite my ass. seriously. if you’re going to bother to criticize my thoughts at least do it when im actually...
Anonymous asked: can you please not talk about cara? she's a really sweet fucking girl. stop being so petty, ashley.
you create your reality based on how you react to experiences. You can choose to...– Symphonyofthecosmos (via venomchicago) THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. (via meghantonjes)
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*